orteil42:

“if you’re not paying for the product, you are the product” i think to myself as i eye suspiciously the free ham samples at Trader Joe’s

Posted: 11:37 pm on Friday, March 5, 2021 (2 years ago, via loveclimate, originally by orteil42), with 4,567 notes
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